nativepeopleproblems

crackedbrain321:

wellbehavedwomen-dontmakehistory:

kuklarusskaya:

saltdragon:

alrightlikethis:

can a jew please tell me if jewish people is considered a race and if so explain exactly how? mother dearest and i are debating

technically we are considered an egg-and-spoon relay.

I thought we were a two-person sack race? ^

the jewish race is very complicated and intensely difficult for the casual competitor. it is in fact a triathalon with both those parts. the last leg is a parkour course.

and then everyone goes to a friendly potato-sack race at the end, kibbeh and chicken soup are complimentary for all competitors.

bewbin

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

nativepeopleproblems

Anonymous asked:

it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

demonicdorothy answered:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

image

SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

unwinona:

kateordie:

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

guy

canadian-girl-hates-winter:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I just choked on my food